Video breakdown: Matt Zarley ~ Trust Me

I am loving Matt Zarley something sick right now. His brand of pop music is instantaneous yet layered, fun yet catchy & memorable. He's a great ambassador for GLBT rights and it certainly doesn't harm his case that he is an absolute DILF. One of the things I love about Matt is how much fun, how creative & innovative his music videos are. They put me in mind of some of Katy Perry's clips (Teenage Dreams, Last Friday Night) which are camp enough in themselves. Whether he's flirting during a game of touch football, copious man'o'man snogging or tying up,gagging & shipping off his errant lover (WTF, read my earlier blog on it here), it's all done with heart, soul, passion & a healthy wink at the audience. However, Matt can also show off his more sensitive side on the inspirational Perfect, where he metaphorically bares his soul & you can't help but be moved. His latest tune, Trust Me, is a pulsating, throbbing pop tune that entices it's way into your brain with it's arms-in-the-air chorus, urging a fella to take a chance on love. There are also some spicy remixes around giving it sweaty club floor realness and the 70s porn meets presidential campaign video is a corker. Read on my lovelies for a frame by frame review...

• This is a party political broadcast bought to you by the Ugly Sweater Vest Party. Somewhere, a Target till is a-ringing.
• Matt's video wife is giving Debbie Gibson hair mixed with Hilary Clinton realness, but I bet she's vicious at a LaBoutin shoe sale...
• Sometimes Matt's a top. Sometimes he's a bottom but he sure is a candidate I can get behind. OH MY. I love a sexually charged political atmosphere...
• Oh no! The sweater vest comes off and the scandal emerges. Matt has been caught on camera having a bit of a gay sex romp in the 70s (oh he doesn't look old enough, etc). Oh hang on, it was just a 70s themed party in the year 2000. Well we all did crazy things that year, just grateful that we weren't all wiped out by the millenium bug!
• I love that on the "breaking news" website they out his wife as a beard (43s). Going down in a jacuzzi? Oh the white froth ain't just bubbles sweetie...
• DAMAGE CONTROL ALERT! I'm so interning for no pennies whatsoever on this campaign! It's all fevered brows and worried looks as more of the salacious video emerges online. Spin, lie, deny advise Matt's er advisers - emphatically underlining the words on a whiteboard. EL SCANDALO!
• Am loving the changing tickertape news link across the bottom of the video, keeping the viewer up to date on the changing status of Matt's popularity. Lovely pause at 1m13s where he gets a brief comforting moment from a beefcake spin doctor.
• Frankly, the video looks like a rollicking good time. Matt turns up avec la beard in a 70s porn star moustache and it's all playboy chic meets studio 54 foxy shazam!
• Under a glittering disco ball, Matt is all furry chested goodness (it's a reach out and touch the screen moment!)as he flirts his way around the room, admiring people's dangly bits (I mean their gold chains around the neck you pervs)...:D
• Matt's now having a shave while the chaos at Campaign HQ continues. A clean shaven (collar and cuffs?!) politician always looks more honest apparently. I've always preferred the slightly gruffy, loosened tie look meself...
• The decadent, hedonistic party continues to play out online while Matt ponders whether America will accept a gay candidate. Pin a button on me because he's totally got my vote. It's all booty popping, hot tub snogging amazingness (He's actually really getting into that homoerotic hot tub action and as he growls "so slow" it is literally sex on legs. I need a moment :D)(2m47s)
• *SCREAM* Hot men in suits dance routine alert. (there are also some girls but somehow my focus isn't drawn to them!!) Honestly, more presidential candidates should bust a move during live debates - sharing their issues through the power of interpretative dance would be so much more entertaining...
• (PS I can also confirm that if you copy this routine as part of your early morning cardio, it don't half get you in a sweat. Best not try the mid air cartwheel though, it will end in tears!!)
• Aw sweet, as the campaign goes down the swanny (whatever that means), Beefcake Spin Doctor gives him some more comfort but so does the Beard Wife. It's just like Cricket in Good Christian Bitches!
• I won't spoil the ending but trust me when I say as a candidate for amazing pop star, Matt Zarley is the real deal. SICKENING :)