Christophe Willem ~ Starlite:
- Christophe has popped down to the club where I think Kylie was once 'spinning around'. I'm hopeful that he'll pop on a pair of gold hot pants...
- To be honest, the disco looks like a real good time. I do enjoy it when people dance in unison. It makes me feel like I'm in a musical. Talking of which...
- ... elsewhere (St. Elsewhere), Christophe gets out of a vertical bed, just like Tracy at the start of the musical Hairspray. He as woken up fully dressed and looking immaculate. I really like his t-shirt.
- Conveniently, his fridge goes directly onto the morning train, where a lot of business commuters are doing very business commutery things. I'm disappointed that none of them are typing comically on a laptop, like Pandora Boxx at the start of RuPaul's Drag U...
- In a very old fashioned office, Christophe is on a phone that looks like it has a rotary dial. He can call me up and sing down the phone to me anytime.
- Then, after work he sits in a chair and sings about the starlite, surrounded by gorgeous looking people. They don't move an inch. They really need the starlite to infuse their bodies...
- It's back to his magical bed for Christophe at the start of the second verse. He's through the TARDIS-like fridge and the commuters are all dancing on the train. I love a good train dance, I do. I once accidentally got carried away and did the routine to Deeper Shade of Blue by Steps on the northern line before I realised what I was doing.
- (If that train comes to a sudden stop, they are all going to go flying!)
- Office work done, it's back to the club and people are a little more lively. They are having a nice chat while Christophe sings his little socks off.
- Ah, the glorious Chaka Khan infused middle 8. Christophe goes to his various locations, singing Ain't Nobody. The commuter dancers are once again brilliant. Two women argue in the street over a perambulator. Probably discussing who the baby daddy is...
- Christophe is now working it at the bar, while a moody looking bar maid serves him.
- Someone should shut the window because the breeze is causing office papers to fly everywhere and the commuter dancers to choreograph their fall all over their train. Actually, I like to think it's the magic of starlite infusing everyone for one big disco ball glittering dance off...
- Admidst a cascade of falling ticker tape, much like an X Factor finale, Christophe brings the club alive with his funky jam. The throbbing beats of the song are so powerful that it brings the mundane existence of the day tumbling down. Hurrah for the all conquering power of dance :)
- Ooo, put a record on, because I wanna dance with my baby! Le Kid are back! Hurrah!
- Stacatto images of the Le Kid girls appear on an a vintage looking television, while a young girl gets all moony eyed over her dreamy boyfriend's picture. Mwah!
- The group perform on the television, soundtracking those exuberant getting ready moments of the young girl.
- (Mr Felix looks well foxy and alluring in his pink tie and popstar hair... jus' sayin')
- Knocking on the door of the boyfriend's apartment, Perky Teen Girl has caught him topless (thank you), but oh the cad! He is with another woman and clearly they have not been playing tic tac toe. Or at least not the playground version...
- Perky Teen Girl is now very sad at the actions of Oily Bo-Hunk and sits on her bed eating generic brand ice cream. I would have plumped for some Haagen Daaz, particularly as this is for the German marketplace :D
- Much ice cream munching accompanies a merger of old and new on vintage tv. The old is clips of the original Mercy Mercy video, interspersed (good word) with the new, which is the ladies doing a sign-of-the-cross-&-salute dance routine. Aces.
- Butt watch! 1m26. Trust me. It's worth it :)
- Le Kid are singing the second verse in their whiter than white video room. This really makes the red and white hair of the ladies stand out, and oh my gosh that lipstick is insane :P Meanwhile Perky Teen Girl is embracing her inner angst by throwing darts at Oily Bo-Hunk's picture. She'll be digging out Jagged Little Pill any minute now...
- DING! Perky Teen Girl decides to become a superhero MacGyver style. She stitches together a costume, then unfeasibly but brilliantly makes a jet pack out of hairspray and a ciggie lighter. AMAZING.
- That middle 8 sure does remain delicious after all this time. Butt Watch continues in a slightly extended sequence at 2m35s. Sigh :) Work that tushie!
- Perky Teen Girl emerges as Bitter Vengence Girl, practising her "slick" moves around the bedroom. She should kick that guy's ass. He should be asking her for mercy mercy...
- She eviscerates Oily Bo-Hunk and gets it on with the trollopy tramp who stole him. Now that's revenge :)
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