Video breakdown: Jonas Oakland ~ Where Were You Last Night?

Oh lord luv a duck. This video by my beloved Jonas Oakland has been out since Jiminy Christmas knows when (I asked him, sometime in late December), but i've only just gotten around to writing about it. In case you didn't know, Jonas is a Swedish fella with very good cheekbones and amazing hair who also happens to put out very good pop songs with amazing choruses. Usually they are his own self penned arrangements. However, for his 2012 launch, he has concentrated on a famous 80s Swedish power-pop (think All I Wanna Do by Heart but a bit faster) song called Where Were You Last Night by Ankie Bagger. Its got a harder club edge than some of his previous tunes and he totally reworks the song (but not in a slightly naff Total Eclipse of The Heart - Westlife way). Mercifully there is a video to it, which I shall now analyse below. But best to pop off to iTunes first and purchase the song :) You back? Then I'll continue...

• Blimey! I thought i'd loaded the wrong clip first! I thought it was either the woman from Black Box's Ride on Time, or that bird that does some really enthusiastic dancing at Dick Clarke's Rocking New Years on an old episode of Friends...
• (To be fair, she has a rather amazing stomach doesn't she? I bet she doesn't get through copious amounts of non-skinny Starbucks a week. THIS IS MY DOWNFALL ON THE STOMACH FRONT!!)
• Phew, Jonas has turned up. Good job considering it is his video. I can confirm that his quiff is 100% amazing. I really regret buzzing mine off :(
• Ooo. Now Jonas is surrounded by Black Box Woman and a strangely alluring beefy fella in a baseball cap. I'm booking a one way ticket to Amazing Island right now!!
• Black Box Woman and Amazing Island Man essentially thrust and grind themselves up against Jonas' leg. Jonas himself is going through quite a number of wardrobe changes. I like his white printed t-shirt best of all...
• At about 40 seconds, Jonas disappears and the other two get round to seducing each other. Amazing Island Man has a bandanna knotted round his jeans belt loops. Why I find this intensely alluring, I have no idea!! :P
• At 50s they are all over Jonas again like a rash. How fickle :D How Jonas manages to keep singing at the camera when beefy hunk stud is feeling him up is beyond me. Such willpower! Or perhaps he is just annoyed that he does not know where his loved one was last night, which is sort of the whole point of the song isn't it?
• And as if by magic, it's like a birthday come early because there is some alone time with Amazing Island Man. In the few seconds he's granted he doesn't so much make love to the camera, but offers more of an animalistic f***! OH MY!
• Jesus! They got chills, they're multiplying! At around 1m40s or so, the dancers suddenly seem to double and triple in number. 3 Black Box Woman?! It's more than I can take :)
• At 1m52s there is some amazing hair tossing. Black Box Woman obviously uses Loreal for that deep root clean. Because she's worth it...:D
• (She could take someone's eye out if she is not careful!)
• To be honest, the bit from 2m for about 10-15seconds is like one massive musical, visual orgasm of the senses. Quite astounding! I need a lie down...
• More dancing, grinding and singing ensues. It's amazing how hypnotic and engrossing the video is, despite being made for a small budget to promote his song. Well done Jonas. Now send me that fella's number :)